IPod Touch

An iPod lets get you on the internet and listen to music. You can also watch YouTube videos. It's really boring and there is no need for its existence on this random planet.

iPod Origins
The iPod was made in 1822, by a Time Traveller who loved music (and breaking the laws of time) and loved YouTube. Later on, while listening to Micheal Jackson songs, Steve Jobs attacked the Time Traveller (his name will be Anonymous) and took control of the Time Machine, and instead, became the supreme ruler of all Technology, and that my friends, is how the dumb " i " devices got created.